DC Comics is about ready to launch the NEW DC Universe. Meaning they’re scrapping 80 years of history to start all over. Meaning we’ll be seeing stories from the 30s remade with flashier artwork and, God willing, more boobies. First movies, now comics. Pretty sure the world is tapped out on new ideas. Looking for fresh ideas on what to do with my sunglasses. Mayhaps I’ll pop out the lenses, take apart the frame and paint it, and give the lenses slight gradation from the center so when you look at it in the right light, you’ll see boobs. This also has the personal benefit of allowing me to stare at them all day, regardless of my current activities or obligations.

Ramble over.