It’s what’s for dinner.

So, tonight, someone stole my clothes out of the dryer they were in. I assume it’s the guy who’s clothes were dry that I removed and placed on the top of said dryer. Why he would do this, I don’t know. I went around every door, on every floor, asking if they, or someone they know, had been using the laundry facilities on my floor. Everyone said no.

I put out a little notification to the Duty NCOs that if I did not get my clothes back by tomorrow that I would run it up the chain of command. I put a sign on the laundry room door to the same effect.

Miraculously, less than a half hour after posting the sign, my clothes were back inside a washing machine. One that was being used in between the time I noticed my shit was gone and when I recovered it.

Moral of the story? Don’t threaten people with physical violence. Do it with paperwork and punishment involving face time with the higher ups.

Semper Fidelis.