January 2011
4 posts
Long overdue updation
Sorry for the lack of abreast keeping of you all in regards to myself and all my glory. No, I did not contract a horrifying disease and no, I also did not save the universe from an angry mob of vagabond tree people. I’ve been at home. I would like to start  by saying that my son is the best thing ever. He is better than any children you may, or currently do, have. Period. He’s a...
Jan 19th
Holy crap, #7! Welcome. Cleverly worded anecdote.
Jan 12th
Wow, another follower… Welcome, number 6! I feel like a douche for the lack of updates, ‘specially since now there’s a newbian (see what I did there?). There will be one soon. Promise.
Jan 11th
...What alcoholics refer to as "a moment of...
The past few weeks have been rough. The holidays away from home got to me harder than I thought they would. I’ve spent most of the past 3 weekends in one of the deepest drunken stupors I’ve been in. Not that there have been many, but none of them were good. I would wake up in my bed every time. I would never remember how I got there, when I got there, or where I was prior to being...
Jan 2nd