December 2010
19 posts
Poor Proper Planning...
Prevents Piss Poor Performance. Supposedly… Those are the “six” ‘P’s of something or other… Yeah, that’s right. Six. Don’t correct me or anything, cuz I’ll haze you.
So, this morning, I was supposed to be at the gym here for a working party to help set up our mandatory fun day at 0500. I arrived at 0450. The fuckers we were waiting for...
"The pain of the mind is worse than the pain of...
I was at the gym today. I had the intention of doing my cardio and then a chest and arm workout. I do the bike for my cardio. A half hour into my cardio, my left arm and leg begin to hurt, eventually going numb. This botched my entire workout.
Every time this happens, I’m brought back to the day I was maimed by a man who was supposed to look out for me, who was supposed to do the right...
“What is “more than one”? What’s that word…? Plural is...”
– Same moron
Justice
It’s what’s for dinner.
So, tonight, someone stole my clothes out of the dryer they were in. I assume it’s the guy who’s clothes were dry that I removed and placed on the top of said dryer. Why he would do this, I don’t know. I went around every door, on every floor, asking if they, or someone they know, had been using the laundry facilities on my floor. Everyone...
...We're gonna be doin one thang and one thang...
Any movie that changes human history as we know it to make Hitler a bullet riddled lump of a corpse in the middle of a burning theater debuting a Nazi hero movie by a cadre of pissed off Jews is definitely worth a watch on Christmas. Thanks for the recommendation babe.
Today ended up getting the better of me towards the end of the day today, just the beginning of Christmas for the rest of you. I...
“Does “penis” have an ‘e’ at the end of it?”
– Cpl. Tim Mills 1st BN 7th MAR S-4 Embark Clerk. *CPL* Tim Mills…
“If she had a dick, I’d suck it/I’d fuck her if she was a dude”
– Both from a buddy of mine.
Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once...
~Victor Borge
Hopefully, I can get away with less for a majority of them…
So, the Christmas season is upon us like a strong, lonely man in a federal prison. The Marine Corps seems to view Christmas cheer as a joke that only faggots and boots embrace. I, for one, have not been one to eagerly embrace the atmosphere in recent years due to the overwhelmingly commercial stampede that comes...
No score and one year ago...
The short bus has been chuggin along for 1 year today. A hell of a year it’s been, too. To think, if it weren’t for Dragonforce, I wouldn’t be with her today. I’m gonna write them a letter.
Unfortunately, I’m 6000 miles away and spent a good part of the evening puking out bad Subway sammich (for the second night in a row). Next year I shall be all civilized again and...
“How do you spell “future”?”
– Another classic from the elite. This one handles our ammunition. Flabbergasting…
Reacquaintance
Not a word.
I just annihilated myself at the gym today. I was doing very light weight compared to everyone else, I looked like a little bitch, but it felt good. I need to make this a regular thing. I also need to have a gym buddy, because I never push myself as hard as I should unless I have someone else there.
Semper
I was checking out my online USMC record to see if my 2nd Sea Service award had hit the system yet and if I needed to go get the necessary colorful accessories to designate my superiority over the singular pond crossers (don’t get me started on the non-pond crossers). It hit and I was satisfied, but, I noticed an addition.
I got my “Good Cookie” award, which is awarded to...
“How do you spell “present”?”
– One of the best and brightest of our great nation’s elite fighting force…
Stem cell transplant cures HIV infection. →
coketalk:
This is wonderful news, but as it involves both HIV and stem cells, I already know how evil fucks like Glenn Beck will spin it.
They’ll say that homosexuals with AIDS are vampires who have to suck the life force out of unborn babies to survive.
You think I’m kidding, but I’m not. Just watch.
She’s right, Glen Beck needs to get his facts straight… Vampires drink blood...
Only steers and queers come from...
…<insert your home state here>, you don’t look like a steer and I can’t legally ask you about the other…
The current talks about repealing the “don’t ask, don’t tell” policy have created its share of a stir across the U.S. Military. I don’t know if you’ve been following it, or even heard of it, but it’s the mountain out of a molehill scenario over sexuality. I’ve been...